Shit Sponge #5

“I don’t like all the gay people here. I mean, why do they even want to be on a Disney cruise? Why would they want to be around all of these kids?  I just don’t like it.  It doesn’t feel right.” – family member At that moment, I realized they were numbingly uncomfortable being away […]

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One Fucking Word

One fucking word truly defines me and the headache of “the crowd” this word forces me into. One tiny, meager word, crumbles the facade around me and causes me to question everything. One fucking word helps to fuck up everyone else’s expectations of me, so it has been a blessing, yet a terrible curse. Why? […]

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Politically Incapable

Every four years Americans get to bicker back and forth, pretending to have all the answers, while buying the snake oil the ‘side’ they choose belittles them into needing.  Consumerism is the real American dream.  We buy things we don’t need and if we can’t afford, we take.  We break things and simply throw them […]

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Dope Unicorn

I think humor and hurt go hand-in-hand. And as serious as our mental health is, we need to remember to laugh. Laugh at the uncontrollable and the stupid. Always remembering that the shit going on in our head is just our mind getting the best of us. Take your best back! I am not the […]

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Surviving Stupid

Trauma. If I have learned anything about my scrambled egg brain is that a lot of my mental wrestling matches involve some form of trauma. A close family member recently told me that I was a professional victim that was bringing my entire family down with me. They informed me that I will continue to […]

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Breaking Bottles (90 days dry)

My first sip of alcohol was in Junior High at my friend Joe’s house. Hell, my first open-mouth kiss happened there too. NOT with Joe!!! 😉 Two words … helicopter tongue. We drank Kahlua from the bottle, refilled it with some water, and then pretended to be adults. I was 13. My first beer was […]

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shART

I’ve shARTed all over the place to deal with the crowd. I’d like to talk about them and be super hipster about it. Oh … and relevant. And..and insightful….. Honestly though, it’s just shitty shART.

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Shit Sponge #3

“Just smile. It is scientifically proven that smiling makes you happier. Maybe that will help your sales!” – Employer If smiling helped I wouldn’t be where I am right now, fuckface. If all of this shit was about feeling ‘happy’ I could easily find a way to cope.   I am told too often how […]

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