Shit Sponge #5

“I don’t like all the gay people here. I mean, why do they even want to be on a Disney cruise? Why would they want to be around all of these kids?  I just don’t like it.  It doesn’t feel right.” – family member At that moment, I realized they were numbingly uncomfortable being away […]

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Fuck Jesus, and his sheeple

Oh, sack up snowflake. I was born into a belief that choice could not be a valid option. My questions were squandered to belittle my devotion to the belief that I was forced into. Just try leaving ‘the faith’ and you too will experience it firsthand. (ie “He never reeeaaaally had faith.”) Faith is a […]

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Politically Incapable

Every four years Americans get to bicker back and forth, pretending to have all the answers, while buying the snake oil the ‘side’ they choose belittles them into needing.  Consumerism is the real American dream.  We buy things we don’t need and if we can’t afford, we take.  We break things and simply throw them […]

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Dope Unicorn

I think humor and hurt go hand-in-hand. And as serious as our mental health is, we need to remember to laugh. Laugh at the uncontrollable and the stupid. Always remembering that the shit going on in our head is just our mind getting the best of us. Take your best back! I am not the […]

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Surviving Stupid

Trauma. If I have learned anything about my scrambled egg brain is that a lot of my mental wrestling matches involve some form of trauma. A close family member recently told me that I was a professional victim that was bringing my entire family down with me. They informed me that I will continue to […]

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Breaking Bottles (90 days dry)

My first sip of alcohol was in Junior High at my friend Joe’s house. Hell, my first open-mouth kiss happened there too. NOT with Joe!!! 😉 Two words … helicopter tongue. We drank Kahlua from the bottle, refilled it with some water, and then pretended to be adults. I was 13. My first beer was […]

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Insignificant

Social media is fucked. The days of speaking with someone face-to-face are done; only knee-jerk reactions and re-posts with ill-informed commentary. I too have fallen for the narcissistic lies that we tell ourselves. We want to be heard, counted and included. And on the other hand, we find a way to require like-minded ‘followers’ and […]

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Shit Sponge #2

“Josh! Turn off that ‘spear chucking’ music!“ – Father I heard this EVERY TIME I put a rap song on when I was younger. Evangelical leadership at its finest. Father of the year? Nope.  Just fucking racist.  

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