Shit Sponge #5

“I don’t like all the gay people here. I mean, why do they even want to be on a Disney cruise? Why would they want to be around all of these kids?  I just don’t like it.  It doesn’t feel right.” – family member At that moment, I realized they were numbingly uncomfortable being away […]

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Fuck Jesus, and his sheeple

Oh, sack up snowflake. I was born into a belief that choice could not be a valid option. My questions were squandered to belittle my devotion to the belief that I was forced into. Just try leaving ‘the faith’ and you too will experience it firsthand. (ie “He never reeeaaaally had faith.”) Faith is a […]

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Surviving Stupid

Trauma. If I have learned anything about my scrambled egg brain is that a lot of my mental wrestling matches involve some form of trauma. A close family member recently told me that I was a professional victim that was bringing my entire family down with me. They informed me that I will continue to […]

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Breaking Bottles (90 days dry)

My first sip of alcohol was in Junior High at my friend Joe’s house. Hell, my first open-mouth kiss happened there too. NOT with Joe!!! 😉 Two words … helicopter tongue. We drank Kahlua from the bottle, refilled it with some water, and then pretended to be adults. I was 13. My first beer was […]

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Shit Sponge #1

“Josh, your marriage to your wife is ‘null and void’ since you denounced god because it was a bond/commitment between all three.” -Brother Thanks bro. We will miss him during sex too. He loved it in the ass.

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