I Don’t Want To Smell Like Mayonnaise – shit sponge

A few years ago I was pulled over by a cop.  Let me set the scene:

  • I had been drinking and smoking weed
  • Didn’t pay car registration for two years
  • Didn’t have proof of insurance
  • Weed on full display on my passenger seat
  • Empty beer cans/bottles quickly hidden under the seats
  • And that sour stench of old beer and weed

“Hey Sir, normally I would give you a ‘fix it’ ticket, but promise me you’ll call the DMV, okay? Have a great day!”

– Da Blue

Buuuuuut, white privilege doesn’t exist.

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