Shit Sponge #5

“I don’t like all the gay people here. I mean, why do they even want to be on a Disney cruise? Why would they want to be around all of these kids?  I just don’t like it.  It doesn’t feel right.”

– family member

At that moment, I realized they were numbingly uncomfortable being away from the safety of like-minded bigots.  Apparently, being gay makes you a pedophile.  Hide Yo KIDS!

Also, I think a Disney cruise is one of the GAYEST things someone goes on.   It was FAAAAAAAABBUUUUULLLLOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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