“I don’t like all the gay people here. I mean, why do they even want to be on a Disney cruise? Why would they want to be around all of these kids? I just don’t like it. It doesn’t feel right.”
– family member
At that moment, I realized they were numbingly uncomfortable being away from the safety of like-minded bigots. Apparently, being gay makes you a pedophile. Hide Yo KIDS!
Also, I think a Disney cruise is one of the GAYEST things someone goes on. It was FAAAAAAAABBUUUUULLLLOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!